Wednesday, May 2, 2007

An Open Letter to Dr. Metropolis

Dr. Metropolis:

They say you are the living embodiment of the city, that you instinctively understand Freedom City on a level that the rest of us can't even comprehend. And after seeing the wonders you wrought rebuilding the city after the Terminus invasion during the 1990s, it's obvious that they are right. You know this city, you know what's right for it, even if you won't take a political stand against the stagnating malignancy that is the Michael O'Conner administration.

We know you have the city's best interests at heart which is why I urge you to break your affiliation with the Freedom League. Our city has borne the brunt of countless extraplaner, extraterrestrial, and even subterranean invasions and yet the Freedom League has abandoned us to our fate, abandoned this city to its fate so that they can secret themselves away in their Lighthouse.

In leaving, they betrayed us. You though, you are still here. You understand why this is the greatest city on Earth, and that's why you must sever your ties to the Freedom League. Your place is here, not on some space station, not in the depths of space. It's here.

We need you. Your city needs you. Your city understands you. The League does not.

Sincerely,

Infinity Lord
Editor
The Constant Sentinel

3 comments:

Robert said...

Get off their backs, you whiny melvin! As if your 'separation issues' weren't so frackin obvious.

I totally remember when you thought the League was the most awesome thing like, ever. And that was just because Lady Liberty answered a couple of your drooling fan-boy emails. i bet you've got the hard copy taped above your bed.

with derision,
JUSTICESPOON!
(which is a totally FRAKIN awesome screename, not like the 'everyday statue' or whatever you call yourself)

Infinity Lord said...

Yeah, the frakking Freedom League was awesome when it cared about the city. Now they're up in orbit leaving us to clean up the mess they left behind. Think the villains are going to go attack their space station?

Hell no, they're coming here, and they're going to keep coming here while the League is off saving the "world" or better yet, "universe".

Lady Liberty's a superpowered brainless twit who wouldn't know a good thing if she fell over it.

JUSTICESPOON? Man, watch The Tick much? Where's your side kick, Little Wooden Lad?

And it's Infinity Lord you ingrate. The Constant Sentinel's the name of the blog, as it's been for oh, 10 frakking years!!!

Robert said...

THE TICK totally roxx0rs!!!!111

Little Wooden Boy isnt here now. he won't read your trashtalk cause he's got standards.

I only come here at all cause ur such a melvin that its funny. ;P